Monday

JAYZ PARODY JAY Z DISS REMIX LMFAO

 NO I DIDNT JACK HIS SWAGG I WAS MAKING JAY Z LOOK  VERY STUPID ON HIS NONE ORIGINAL FLOW AND ON HIS LYRICS AND MAKE HIM LOOK STUPID ON HIS SO CALLED ON TO THE NEXT ONE TOO SHOW U

I HAVE MORE SKILLS THAN THESE WANNA BE RAPPERS SUCH AS NICKI MINAJ AND THESE LIL WAYNE WANNA BE RAPPERS LMFAO

BEFORE YOU PLAY THE SONG SO ULL KNOW WHERE IM AT CUZ DA INSTRUMENTALS U GET LOST ITS GOING TO THE FLOW I WAS TRYING TO GET IT AS CLOSE AS THE ORIGINAL FLOW AND WHEN

AND WHEN I MEAN SUIing THAT MEANS STEALING UNDER THE INFLUENCE

OKAY I THINK I GOT IT RIGHT THIS TIME lmfao enjoy




HE HAS MANY WAYS OF STEALIN, CHOOSE NONE

AYE GIVE EM BACK, GIVE EM BACK

DOUBLE YA VISION BEFORE HE STEALS


HES ON TO THE NEXT BAR, ON TO THE NEXT

 HOLD UP
 FREEEEZZEEEEEE

TELL JAY Z TO GIVE EM BACK THEIR BARS PLEASE!!!!



HOV ON HIS NEW SH*T, OOPS I MEANT STOLEN SH*T
TO KEEP MY RHYMES LIT GOTTA STEAL FROM   BIGGIE
 TO LEAVE THE RAP GAME TO NOT BE THE SAME

NIGGAS RUBBERISH ME I MAKE STOLEN ISH

 CAME OUT  A JACKER CALL THEIR BARS KNOCKERS
YOU CAN SAY THAT,    THEIR BARS WAS A "STEAL"
NOW I BE RESELLIN THEM TO MY LISTENERS
I MIGHT BE KICKIN CANS IF THEY HEAR  ABOUT THE TRUTH

IF I HAD  TWO LUMPS 
I WOULD CALL MYSELF A  CAMEL
AND NO SAMUEL BUT IM THAT SNAKE ON THE PLANE THO
WATCH HOW I GO SLITTER AND I WILL DEVOUR
I REALY CANT BELIEVE THAT IM NOT A VIRGIN


NO IM NOT A CHEF I USE THEIR INGREDIENTS
"BON APETITE" IM GONA WATCH THEM EAT
NOW THEIR TEETH ARE FILLED WITH CHEATS BUT
MADONNA GOT ME BEAT TO THAT SEAT THO



AYE FREEZE

TELL JAY Z TO GIVE EM BACK THEIR BARS PLEASE!!!!!

HE HAS MANY WAYS OF STEALIN CHOOSE NONE

 GIVE EM BACK GIVE EM BACK

NOW DOUBLE YOUR VISION BEFORE HE STEALS

HES ON TO THE NEXT BAR , ON TO THE NEXT BAR

FREEZE!!

TELL JAYZ TO GIVE EM BACK THEIR BARS PLEASE!!! 

{VERSES}
FU*K HAVING MY OWN FLOW CUZ IM ON TO THE NEXT BAR
FU*K WRITTIN MY OWN CUZ I  STOOOOLLLLE!!!!!!!
YES IM BOLD FOR STEALIN ESPECIALLY FROM DEAD BIGGIE
IF HE SEEN ME HE WOULD KILL ME

I USE TO DRINK BIGGIE NOW ITS ALL EMPTY
I SIP ARTISTS UNTIL ITS ALLMOST GONE AND EMPTY
WELL U CAN SAY THE DRINKS ARE LIKE A BAR
I WAS SUIing AND ALSO  LYING

I WAS RETIRING ON TO THE NEXT BAR
SO ARE YOU EXTINCT, LET ME STEAL SOME MORE BARS

THERE IS NO ORIGINALITY
PUT BEYONCE ON MATERNITY
HOPE THAT BABY IN REALITY ISNT A LOOK ALIKE
HAVE A LOT OF MONEY BUT WONT GET SURGERY
I LOOK LIKE A CAMEL ON THAT CIGARETTE BOX

UGLY WITH A EGO LIKE I GOT A BIG CO*K
IM HOV???? BUT NEVER  IN REALITY WITNESS
JESUS CHRIST DEATH
SO HOW CAN I SAY  & BE THAT BUT COME ON
LETS KEEP IT REAL THO???

HOLD UP


FREEEZE AYE

TELL JAYZ TO GIVE EM BACK THEIR BARS PLEASE!!!!

HE HAS SO MANY WAYS OF STEALING , CHOOSE NONE

HEY GIVE EM BACK, GIVE EM BACK

NOW DOUBLE YA VISION BEFORE HE STEALS


HES ON TO THE NEXT BAR, ON TO THE NEXT

 HOLD UP

FREEZE HEY

TELL JAYZ TO GIVE EM BACK THEIR BARS PLEASE!!!!!!!!

 
UH

BIG STEALIN IN THE RAP GAME
I DIDNT GIVE NO CREDIT TO GAIN MY FAME
OR BE ON LEAN WITH THAT NIGGA LIL WAYYNNE
 OOPPS I DO SOUND LIKE THAT NIGGA WAYNE
WITHOUT MY "GHOST WRITTERS" I WOULD BE THE SAME

I MARRIED BEYONCE CUZ WE REALLY DO THINK THE SAME

WE THE BIGGEST SWAGGER JACKER IN THE RAP GAME
GOOGLE ON TO THE NEXT LYRICS I REALLY DO SOUND LAME
I CANT RAP BUT MY "GHOSTS" WILL


 DEBATERS ARE REALLY GONNA HATE ON MY NEXT STEAL


UH
IM THE BEST RAPPER ALIE SO LETS KEEP IT REAL


MEANWHILE I HAD 2PAC CHILLEN IN MY LYRICS
I WAS ALMOST CRYING ON THE RADIO
NAS MURDERED ME CUZ I ALMOST LOST MY EGO

ME AND BEYONCE ARE LIKE NICKI MINAJ 
AND WAYNE
WE ALL SOUND THE SAME IN THE RAP GAME

 THATS A SHAME

HOLD UP



FREEEEZZEEE HEY

TELL JAY Z TO GIVE EM BACK THEIR BARS PLEASE!!!

HE HAS MANY WAYS OF STEALIN CHOOSE NONE

HEY GIVE EM BACK GIVE EM BACK

NOW DOUBLE YOUR VISION BEFORE HES STEALS


HES ON TO THE NEXT BAR , ON TO THE NEXT

 HOLD UP

TELL JAYZ TO GIVE EM BACK THEIR BARS PLEASE!!!! LMFAO